Welcome to Androzani. We're the Androzani Team, and we review Doctor Who.

We're a New Zealand-based group of women that have been friends forever. For as long as we can remember we've been getting together to watch Doctor Who, argue about it, make scurrilous remarks, and laugh a lot. We like SF, we love the Doctor, and we've been doing this gig since 2000.


New rule! We're Doctor Who fans, we write reviews because we're Doctor Who fans, and if we're not fans of some Doctor Who we're not going to review it.

So far, after seeing the first couple of episodes of the season, yeah...we're not really here for it. It's great that RTD is trying something new, Ncuti Gatwa is doing a fabulous job as the Doctor, and there have been some other really strong perfomances too. We're sure there's an audience for RTD's brand of science magic and no doubt millions of people love it. But for us there's not enough in it of what we love about Who for us to want to review it. Maybe that'll change. Who knows? We'll keep watching and see how we feel.


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Doctor Who reviews are currently available for the following Doctors: 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th, 6th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th.

First Doctor

Hmmm? Hmmm?

Second Doctor

Don't panic!

Third Doctor

Not now, Jo

Fourth Doctor

Six foot two*, eyes of blue (*or thereabouts)

Fifth Doctor

I'm definitely not the man I was

Sixth Doctor

Who ate all the pies?

Seventh Doctor

Oh, Davros...

Eighth Doctor

Half human? Me arse

Ninth Doctor

He's baaaack!

Tenth Doctor

Hopping? Hopping for our lives?

Eleventh Doctor

Fish fingers with custard, please

Twelfth Doctor

We don't need another hero

Thirteenth Doctor

I've had an upgrade

Fourteenth Doctor

You again?

Fifteenth Doctor

You get a prize, honey